Please watch with me this really funny video. This is a story made by Polish cabaret group named Hrabi. It is always really hard to understand jokes in new language. In this video they use a lot of… kind of Polish slang. My explanation will help you to understand it, as always you have Polish transcription, too.
– Mówi się, że kobieta jest słabsza i delikatniejsza od faceta, nie?
– No bo tak jest
– Czyli w razie czego będziesz . . .